“But I don't want to go among mad people,” Alice remarked. -“Oh, you can't help that,” said the Cat: “we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.” -“How do you know I'm mad?” said Alice. -“You must be,” said the Cat, “or you wouldn't have come here.” Alice didn't think that proved it at all: However, she went on: -“& how do you know that you're mad?" -“To begin with,” said the Cat, “a dog's not mad. You grant that?” -“I suppose so,” said Alice. -“Well, then,” the Cat went on, “you see, a dog growls when it's angry, and wags its tail when it's pleased. Now I growl when I'm pleased, and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad." _ ♡